Sunday, January 08, 2006

The One With The Biggest Load of Crap of '06 (so far)


Eli Roth's Hostel is the biggest pile of crap I've seen this year. Sure, it's only January 8th so I'm certain that I will be seeing more crap at the theatres. The promos that the production company did for the movie are CRAP - I want to meet all the lame ass people who "fainted" during the screening of the movie and ask them "What the fuck?!?!". If people want to see a gory movie (or horror) that has more of a plot then I suggest everyone go and find a copy of Ichi the Killer. Wait, maybe those people who fainted while watching Hostel shouldn't bother cause they might have a heart attack or something. :-P Speaking of Ichi - Takashi Miike (the director of Ichi) made a cameo in the movie. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Miikesan? :-P

Skip this movie - it's not worth it. If they wanted to sell this movie as a gorefest, they didn't succeed. People who seen this lame excuse for a "horror" movie should band together and sue for misrepresentation. :-P

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